So, it’s not every day that you watch your sister being ferried down the Thames by a phalanx of marines, flanked by two navy helicopters.
Today is the publication day of DEVIL MAY CARE, something that we’re only mildly excited about here at Penguin. And something I promise we’ll stop shouting about soon. Well, maybe not soon, but certainly in the next year or so…
And I’m perhaps more excited than most about it here, as my sister’s the Bond girl on the front cover. My sister’s been a successful model since she was 16, and this is the first time that our professional worlds have collided. And what a collision! Not only is Tuuli the cover girl, and therefore on display in every bookshop in the country, but she also had to deliver the first 7 copies yesterday by speedboat, to a waiting Sebastian Faulks on HMS Exeter. And to look at the pictures of her stiff and steely stance as the figurehead on that speedboat, dressed in a skin tight red stretch-leather Jitrois catsuit, as it raced up the Thames, you’d never guess how nervous she was! And the fact that at the last minute she got clearance to arrive without a safety lifejacket on, meant that the arrival looked even more fabulous.
But she didn’t drop the suitcase in the Thames, thank goodness, and delivered it safely to Sebastian, by now having changed into 6-inch stiletto heels (which weren’t obviously allowed on the rubber boat). Sebastian, Commander Paul Brown (the Captain of HMS Exeter), and Lucy Fleming signed the 7 books, before Tuuli was put in charge of them again, to escort them to Waterstones Piccadilly in a beautiful open-top Bentley. As I wasn’t on HMS Exeter, but watching from the bank of the river with my mum and Tuuli’s fiancé, the first we knew of the press attention on board was when they disembarked to make their way to Waterstones. They had to pose in front of the Bentley for a good 15 minutes, with a bank of about 50 photographers shouting ‘Over here Tuuli’, ‘To your left Tuuli’ – it was madness! It also made it very obvious that I could certainly never do her job. As I organise publicity for our authors at Penguin, I’m much happier behind the scenes directing the action. I turned around to remark this to my mum, but she’d vanished, until I spotted her right in the middle of the press pack, clicking away with the best of them.
Photographers banished, Tuuli and Sebastian swept off in their Bentleys to Waterstones, where a laser-guarded box was waiting to safeguard the books until publication day today. And official duties done, we headed off for a quiet celebration lunch (catsuit safely exchanged for something more sedate – I don’t think London lunchers were ready for red leather somehow), with the family phone calls starting about spots on ITV and the BBC.
My mum rushed out and bought all the papers this morning, and is busily sending copies to grandmothers and aunts and uncles. Today is again a normal day, and Tuuli’s back to riding the bus rather than Bentleys. But she’s a Bond girl forever for our family, and we’re prouder of her than anything.
Katya Shipster
Press Officer
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