What better way to celebrate our monthly sun allowance by partying hard to mark the First Birthday of the Penguin Blog. I’m sure all your delicately sculpted cakes are winging their way to Cafe Penguin as I type, but in the meantime I’ve eaten most of a bag of Haribo Tangfastics to get the party started.
Here’s our year-long history in a nutshell of comments:
Lovely welcoming emails began immediately, from Paige Harrison’s "There is something very appropriate about welcoming you to our world. I recall as a seven year old how Penguin opening up a whole new vista," to Bloglily’s "Welcome! No need to be nervous. Book lovers are a courteous lot and this idea for a blog, one that gives readers a look at how things are organized behind the scenes, is a terrific one."
Stefani [sic] at Lawlady.com clearly wasn’t singing from the same hymn-sheet as the charming Bloglily, as two of her earliest comments had us dancing in glee, with "Tell me for instance what a proof is. Link me to proof links. Upload a picture of a proof so I can see it. Now, that was valuable and worth coming back to. As it is… I still don’t understand proofs and I’m annoyed about that stupid fruit thing that didn’t interest me to begin with" and "This font is a little hard to read. The other font works better on my screen… By and large, do the people who work at your company enjoy their work, or does the company have a fairly high miserableness factor?"
Our regular commenters were firm favourites (mostly). John Gooley flatters with: "I’m enjoying this blog, and I’m sure it’ll just get better and better, and more successful, and then of course they won’t let the junior copywriter near it. So for the record, I’m campaigning for the junior copywriter to keep on doing such an excellent job" and neatly sums up our feelings to the occasional comment with "As HG Wells said, ‘No passion in the world is equal to the passion to alter someone else’s draft’." John Gooley, we salute you.
The strength of the Penguin brand didn’t always mean dry old literature, either. Regular commenter Arthur informs us: "Reading your blog has caused me to reminisce about ‘Dogtanian and the Muskehounds’, which has just turned up 110,000 hits when googled… The joy of a night shift." But mention of a "brand" got some folks’ hackles up: Old Fashioned Cynic wails, "’product’? It’s so depressing. I was once a reader who chose books, now I’m a consumer who is sold products." Yet another much-loved regular retorts on our behalf: "Wouldn’t it be nice if we were all independently wealthy, and could gather in drawing rooms in the middle of the afternoon to discuss works of art while we sip tea? As it is, we live in a consumer economy, where the Mona Lisa is printed on coffee mugs and t-shirts, and books must have pretty covers to attract readers. Such is life ~ Art, whether the printed word or paint on a canvas, is a product. Andy Warhol figured this out a long time ago…" Thank you, thank you, thank you, Jennifer Jeffrey.
Web phrasing seems to be in its infancy, too. I was under the impression that IMHO stands for In My Humble Opinion, but Matthew da Silva lets fly in this unintentionally hilarious gripe against Bookslut: "IMHO it’s a shit blog." Kiss your mother with that mouth, Matthew? Another Matthew, Matthew Tiffany, shares a tendency to swallow what he’s really feeling, this time about Jeremy Ettinghausen’s proclamations of Future Books: "I think that’s 100% bullshit. The future of literature is in the same place it has always been – those lines of text. New, immersive, interactive – all fine and good, but don’t call it literature, and don’t call it reading." Let’s just call a spade a spade, eh?
I am proud to have offered spiritual guidance to Guy Parsons, who comforts my waking wee small hours with: "’It helps not to do something rubbish’ is now my new mantra." And Kittyolone queries the very nature of web fame with an anxious question on the Penguin Masterplan: "Does this now mean that the penguin staff will get a number one hit with a chav inspired single??"
A regular commenter Dean perhaps needs to switch his computer to the other side of his bed, so we might see a slightly more upbeat side to the "Happy Antipodean". Choice quotes include "Who gives a flying f**k what the Daily Mail thinks of Tarantino’s latest creation? The idea that violence in a film somehow promotes violence in society is just ludicrous", "The links to those pictures are bad or else there’s something wrong with the formatting. Neither of them display in my browser" and the iconically classic "I don’t see what’s so special about Helvetica, personally. Making Helvetica suddenly ‘iconic’ or ‘classic’ doesn’t do much for me. It’s a bit of a cop out, a lack of imagination disguised with glamour kitsch." Nice.
Alan Stewart praises us with his faint damnation, piercing our leathery hides with his darts of April Fool’s Day observation. "The trouble with this idea is that it isn’t an obvious April Fool, if that’s what it’s meant to be. The idea isn’t any dozier than lots of people writing a wiki-novel, and not much more so than DIY covers. A typical Penguin Blog idea, I’d say." Um. Thank you?
And finally… the battle continues. Katie comments on a Gore Porn blog post, saying, "I thought the Guardian article was very interesting, but highlights a very disturbing trend." It’s true, it’s true, but it’s not the torture fashion that keeps me up at night. Rather it’s the raft of lazy and opportunistic journalism that seems to be devouring the Guardian from within. Critical attacks on blurb writing, Apu from the Simpsons, failing to re-publish a hacked-up Jane Austen from an unsolicited submission, and the mainsteaming of Classics (how dare we? How dare we?) had Colin and myself gnashing at our inky keyboards with despair. My own post about CA Barron’s critiquing of blurbs received this comment from the author: "I have only just found what you said here about my Guardian piece on book jacket blurbs — and commented on it. Would be lovely if you’d respond…" Wading through tonnes of embittered commenters found this suggestion: "Please update your blog if you are reading this and tell us whether you like @Mnemonia’s idea of using extracts from the books themselves." The idea? Put extracts on the books. There simply aren’t words.
Thanks to everyone who has read and commented over the last year – all your words, positive or not, mean a great deal to us here, and are often incredibly helpful. Here’s looking forward to birthday number two.
Sam the Junior Copywriter
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